chippish:

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

Momentarily thought this was a picture of the marauders.
northlane:



#except for you #since you murdered most of them

oh my god the hashtags

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

darylslittleasskicker:


THIS IS HOW THEIR LIFE FUCKING SHOULDVE BEEN
BUT SHIT HAPPENED AND I HATE EVERYTHING
magic-and-metaphors:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

♫ all my life has been a series of doors in my face ♫

I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

basedpidgeot:

nbcparksandrec:

Oh baby. #KnopedUp

the parks and rec tumblr really isnt subtle with spoilers is it

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

neyruto:

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

image

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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hereigo-hereiam-allalone:

smorgasbaby:

aldenified96:

hi:

11 Reasons Why Being Single Is Awesome 
Read all the reasons: HERE

This made me feel good

i need this right now

10 and 11 are me.
i hate the clinginess