remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?
Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.
april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
when i see cuties postin selfies